Guy Alphabet

When you were taught the alphabet, you were taught to relate the letter to a certain object. my guys alphabet...

A.. I really do love you. I dont know how to express it. You have no idea.

B... You were bogus for that message on facebook and then not following up on that Saturday. Dont waste my time.

B... Thank you for being a gentlemen.

Sorry I have a studdering problem... i will continue

C... didnt you stop talking to me to start talking to a stripper...

Lets jump down to the letters K H N O P T V

K... I am happy for you...You are an asshole but you did make me better... u let it go before that happen tho. Thanks.


N... it wouldnt last because... well you know why... hypocrite.

O... I liked you better before you were selling bricks.

P.... Awwww.... thats all i can say. I liked you alot... it just faded away the help of another letter.

S... SMH in a good way... you just dont know.... you just dont know....me

T... Youre too hot and cold. You cannot manipulate things your way... Good friend tho.

V... SMH

Z... Zebra's

and now i know my abc's.
However these letters dont mean much because they didnt get these three letters
S
E
X

get mad.

Your Responsibilities for the Winter.

Ok there are somethings I feel are important for an individual to complete during the winter season...

I think that it should be a responsibility of yours to put your tongue on a frosted pole and get it stuck... it's a must during these frosty winter months in Chicago. Also one must find a cuddle buddy, someone that you like enough to spend nights with not necessarily to have sex with, but someone you can hold on to and talk the cold nights away with. Third GO ICE SKATING, SLEDDING AND MAKE A SNOWMAN!!! All three of those things count as one because you can complete them in one days time and should the second the snow sticks to the ground and its more then 4 inches of it! Lastly, go on a date or take someone on a date to see the Macy's window this is a super important part of winter and should be shared with someone spacial, and it is also cheap!

p.s it is also your responsibility to have at least 1 cup of Eggnog this winter season and wish me a Happy Bday this Christmas!



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(p.p.s fast forward to like 1:30 this song is great! And the person I want this holiday season is Blu ;-} )

Back in the dayz when young I'm not a kid any more but some dayz I sit and wish I was a kid again.... but not really....

Have you ever noticed that the things you hated when you were little are awesome now for instance...

1. NAPS!!!! I hated naps in pre-school and now I live for days that class gets cancelled so I can nap in the middle of the day.
2. Finishing your food! my uncle had to make Destiny "finish your plate" every time she sat down and now her ass can eat a 20 sack of chicken rings and 10 mozzarella sticks and the list can go on.
3. Snow suites.
4. Feet in Jammie's!!

And the things that were great when you were little that are still awesome....

1.Candy!!!!!!! Now candy always kicks ass!!!
2. Cartoons!! Alvin and the chipmunks! scooby!!
3. Ice Cream!!!
4. Halloween and Christmas!!!
5. SLEEP OVERS!!!!!!

And there are things that we once hated that still suck.

1. SCHOOL!!!
2. VEGGIES!!!
3. HAVING TO SHARE!!!
4. CAFETERIA FOOD!!

Finally there are the things we once loved that are awful now.....

1. LUNCHABLES!!!!!! Now you know that when you were little everyone wanted a lunchable, not that regular sandwich Mommy would pack but an awesome lunchable. That shit is gross now, little cylinder of meant, a block of cheese and make shift crackers GROSS!!!
2. Playing in mud, or puddles
3. Eating glue,paper,or boogers.... Don't lie everyone has eaten a booger or glue once in life and that is gross. I wouldn't put anything but food in my mouth now...


Being a kid was great there are things I would have relished a bit more as a kid but nothing beats being 21.


A$

Learning to ride a tricycle.

"And you just gon keep hate'n me, And we JUST GON BE ENEMYS.."

Man I hate how cold it's gotten outside, the city looks beautiful around this time of year though. I can't wait til Thanksgiving.... and then my birthday. Gosh I haven't had a birthday out of the ordinary since..... since... well since ever. I love the holidays but there really hasn't been anything special about them since I was a little girl anxiously waiting til day break Christmas morning so I could open all my barbies then eat and wait for Des to come over so we could play. I've never had a party bigger then like 7 people because my birthday is on a holiday.... wait why am I still thinking about this...


"And I'll never give myself to another the way I gave it to ya you don't even recognize the way ya did me do ya? it's gonna take a miracle to bring me back and your the 1 to blame...."

I love this song.... S***! it's cold out here. Man we had some fun times in that building there, I can't believe how long it's been, but man did we have some fun.... He really loved me then .... Ugh... he's become everything he hated.....

"She stays alone, never sheds a single tear She stays in the coolest moods, clearly woman of the year She and all her girlfriends, they go out dressed to win She comes back to the cooler side of town"


I don't even know him anymore. why does that matter tho? actually it doesn't... where are my keys?? dang I hate this purse, where the hec are my keys? Ah!


"IMMA HANDFUL"

that was the longest walk ever.... "DING"

Damn I'm so happy to be home....

A$

Top Ten Thoughts This Week

10) Everyone wants to be a nerd because it is cool now, I wonder when people are going to try to make being mentally retarded a trend...

9) Please get off your own dick... that is considered jacking off.

8)Men, please clip your toe nails.

7) If you can think, you can pray, if you can speak you can pray, and if you believe in God he will bless you.

6)Just a thought, I would like to bring back hats for women... they have been lost since the 1930's... they were worn for a status symbol and the bigger the hat, then the higher in the status you were... the trend became outdated for the youth so they stopped wearing them... and women's clothing became less restricting. But I love hats and I think that women should wear them again... Thats maybe because I found the coolest hat ever the other day.

5) With that said... i want more clothes... and shoes

4) I would like a Desert Eagle .50 so i can shoot someone or something... and then say sorry. I know I am wreckless.

3) Where did all the fun parties go?

2)Get the new XXL... its good.

1) What happens when you want that old thing back? What happens... What do you do?
To Be Continued...

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My Obama Experience

I have to move my car! Its 6:13 i hope they didnt tow my car.... The polling place is right across the street i have to move my car

I wake up to these words and I am in awe because i know that this day is going to bring... whichever way the vote sways that history is going to be made. But I wanted the change... not just the history.

In the car I am singing along with the moving music on the radio and speaking with my mother how nervous I was to experience this revolution. Then I get an AIM from Asia saying that this woman told a group of young kids that were cheering for Obama to "fuck off". Reading the aim and listening to the moving messages on the radio, I begin to shed a tear. I know that this is going to be an easy win or a big fight. Not knowing which one, I begin to cry.

i am crying because I know this is what people in the past wish they could have seen this. I am wishing that I could show my children this wonderful experience. I am crying at the fear of what will happen if McCain would win..... I blank that thought out of my mind. I begin to pray.

I arrive at my suburban home... feeling that hometown feeling and feeling hope. I am very happy to cast my vote... the first time for me voting. I am voting for change.

I walk into my polling place, excited and confused. This is not my intended polling place and they will not let me vote... however, they let my mom vote.... I am upset but determined to make my voice heard and to do my right as an American to vote.

I travel to two other polling places before I made my vote. I did it.

I return home antcipating the results I go to sleep and hope to wake up to some results to ease my mind.

I wake up to and watch the news... I am so scared... I continue to watch the news and then they show that McCain had 8 electoral votes against Obama's 3. I am so nervous. Polls close at 7 and they announce, "Obama has won the whole east coast", I being to cry and scream and shake... I felt that my vote counted even though I did not live within the state boarders.

I am ready for this...I am excited but still scared... Thinking that he cannot loose he won Ohio... That is a major stake.

HE WON!!! HE WON!!! Im astounded. I cannot breathe. He won fair and square... no attack ads, playing the race card, no selling his soul. He is a true gentleman... he is the ideal man. He is our President. President Obama.

Walking down Michigan ave I see and feel the love in the streets. The day has come change has come... now the celebration is here. Screaming down the street and feeling the love! Hugging and holding hands.... uniting Chicago, uniting America and Americans, uniting the world. Walking around because Grant Park is now closed... we walk to pizza-ria and watch his speech.

Breathtaking. I can watch him on television and hearing him from outside. No other words can explain the feeling... and even that is not the best word that can explain it... I watch how his wife and children appear on stage... and i being to cry. I am feeling like I am watching the Kennedy's.

The first time I ever got to vote I elected an African American President.

I am living the real life from now on.... I am changing. Just like we changed our President, we changed our fate, and we changed the world


President Obama



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